OffTopic - The Fake IPL Player Names Database

Aaila = Tendulkar
Appam Chutiya = Sreesanth (no price for guessing this one!)
Babli = Preity Zinta
Badshah/ Vinnie /Dildo = SRK
Batliwala = Vijay Mallya
Original Bevdaa = Ryder
Bevdaas = Royal Challengers Bangalore
Bhookha naan = Buchanan
Big Brother = Raj Kundra
Big Mac = Mathew Hayden
Big sis = Shilpa Shetty
Boy George = Joy Bhattacharya
Bublee = Bret Lee
Buddhiman Baba = Wriddhiman Saha
Bunty = Ness Wadia
Bubaan = Arindam Ghosh
Calypso = Chris Gayle
Castro = Fidel Edwards
Chikna Pussy = David Hussey
Chinnu Popli = S Goswami
Chirkut Teli = V.Kohli
Cool Dude =Dhoni
Dewar = Rahul Dravid
Durbaan of Patiala = Tom Moody
Ganji Hanger = Sanjay Bangar
Ghati Baba = Rohit Sharma
Kishan Kanhaiya = Ravi Shastri
Laal Chaddi Dada / Lordie = Sourav Gangly
Lady Jaya = Jayawardene
Little John = Ishant Sharma
Little sis = Shamita Shetty
Mangal Pandey = Laxmiratan Shukla
Meera Bhai = Bhaji
Paedophile priest = Gilchrist
Pamela Indersingh/ RVR Singh = VRV Singh
Prince of Patiala = Yuvraaj
RDB = Ranadeb Bose
Saala Slimeball = Lalit Modi
Sandy Maddy Babe = Mandira Bedi
Shakespeare = Akash Chopra
Sheikh/ Shaikh of Tweak = Shane Warne
Skipper = McCullum
Springbock = Morne Van Wyck
Sticky something = Ricky Ponting
Style bhai Spinner = Murali Karthik
Vakil Saab = Kumara Sangakkara
Very Very Special Ram = VVS Laxman